Written in the midst of battle in Sangin Valley, these commandments address honor, bravery, gun fire, and "glorious hair," all emblazoned on a navy blue T-shirt!

"The Gunfighting Commandments:"

-Thou Shall Never Leave Wire Without Bandana Containing at Least 4" of Slack

-In Any Situation.... Thou Shall Blaze

-Nothing Matters More Than Thy Bretheren to Thy Left & Right.... Thou Shall Protect No Matter What

-When Going Out in a Hail of Gunfire.... Thou Shall Pop Dem Nugs Until Thy Body Runs Dry of Blood.... And Look Hella Sick"